buzzfeed:

WHY IS HE SO SAD SOMEONE HUG HIM

(via rusheo)

onlylolgifs:

When you see a nice booty 

onlylolgifs:

When you see a nice booty 

circumcising:

are we gonna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts

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queenjuniper:

montypla:

phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

Don’t forget for the “weapons commonly confused with spears” the various Asian pole weapons like the guan dao, naginata, woldo, etc.

Play D&D and you know the differences in these weapons.

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riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

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ryanpanos:

Abstract Cities | Cvetelina Todorova

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dat-soldier:

achievement-hunter:

senkisaragi:


"Catoi Ryuuko!"

Kiryuin Catsuki

dat-soldier:

achievement-hunter:

senkisaragi:

image

"Catoi Ryuuko!"

Kiryuin Catsuki

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cashemoji:

nasturbate:

drunktrophywife:

nasturbate:

ahh yes the basketball. males 12+ only. nice

Except there’s a difference between men’s basketballs and women’s basketballs because women have smaller hands women’s balls have a smaller diameter while men have larger hands and their basketballs have larger diameters

yo ok what she said my bad

That was the most mature dispute I have ever seen on the internet

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sherlockedcumberbabe:

kaehzar:

every time my parents tell me something that I should’ve done that is not helpful to the conversation I’m going to reply with some historical event that shouldn’t have happened like

"You should’ve gotten up earlier"

"Hitler shouldn’t invaded Czechoslovakia"

"You should’ve gotten higher grades then"

"Abraham Lincoln should’ve hired a better bodyguard then"

I witnessed this live, I feel special

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pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

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